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  When graduation finally rolled around
she found a job working for General Motors and that was pretty much
the last I ever heard from her. Once she didn't need help with her
calculus problems I apparently had become excess baggage. She didn't
return my phone calls and eventually I got the hint and stopped
calling. The last that I had heard she was signed up with several
different softball and volleyball teams and was too busy to see me.
   Six or seven months later towards the end of fall and the beginning
of winter, I was driving on the freeway back to my apartment when I
heard a car beeping it's horn in the lane to my right. I turned to
look only to see Kim's smiling face looking back at me from her new
Sunbird (working for an auto company has some advantages). She waved
at me and I smiled and waved back figuring that it would be it would
be impolite to flip her the bird and mouth the phrase "Eat shit and
die bitch!". About fifteen minutes or so after I arrived back at my
apartment the phone rang and I answered it expecting it to be for one
of my four roommates (while Kim had gone and gotten a job that paid
big bucks, I went to grad school. Big mistake). When I picked it up I
heard that oh so familiar voice, Kim.
   "Hi, Dave. When I saw you on the freeway I realized that I hadn't seen
you in a while so I thought I'd call and see how you're doing."
   "Oh, not too bad, how about you?"
.  
   This mundane sort of drivel went on for a few minutes while I was
tried to figure out what the point of all this was. Eventually the
point became that she "kinda" missed me and would I like to go out
again. Being that I was bored and had no better prospects for that
coming Saturday I said "sure thing", and told her I would pick her up
at 7:00 and we could go out for a nice dinner. Saturday came and that
afternoon I got another phone call from Kim.
   "Would it be all right if we went to my friend's house instead of
dinner?  I haven't seen her in a long time."
   "No problem...

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